Sitting in the backseat while going through a KFC drive through recently (trust me, the back seat is where I belonged at that moment) and a companion in the front asked why a sign on the drive through window stated "Wi Fi Access Available". My response:
Because Mo Fo Access was already taken.
And you're wondering, how can he seem so intelligent but have such a stupid sense of humor?
I am full of lovely contradictions. Or, I am a fool. Period.
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